Legend has it that after the English Cortes ejécito fiercely with the Aztec empire, massacred millions of men, women and children and razed Tenochtitlán majestic, the magnificent city of lakes and giant temples, to dry and create there the polluted megalopolis known as the City, Montezuma, the last Aztec empreador from the other world cursed the invaders forever.
From this, millions and millions of tourists visiting Mexico are in constant danger of suffering from the curse, which is not unique to the people of the motherland, but attacks all white men regardless of nationality or heritage, which includes us as American brothers who, although we are natives of this peculiar American, no forgiveness for what our skin is white.
And is that an unsuspecting tourists (say Danish) you get to Mexico, will want to enjoy its exquisite culture, and maximum representation of this, with its exquisite food. A variety of flavors, thousands of picat different for everyone, red, green, yellow, orange, brown and black. Each with its taste, each with their particular signature. And the tourists come and try and like it. This goes beyond the radish and pepper, condiments which are used to. And proof that you can, and increasingly more exotic flavors conquest of this strange land. He is a conqueror, with sandals and boots, goggles, armor, sword and backpack camera and charger. It is probable to conquer your table, or at least part of it. With a few tequilas crossing, the conqueror must feel like master of this land, ready to conquer some Aztec blood beauty who stands in his way.
But Montezuma does not forgive his curse and vengeance come to haunt the conqueror. In the morning, with some hangover and tired from the night before our conqueror feels something strange in your body. Poison! thinks, as blood does not seem their blood and their bodies seem ready to not work. Depronto pain in the bowels, and how difficult it is to move, dizziness, sweating, suffering. The nearby bathroom that looks like a bad old accounting salvation, and our conquistador is believed saved. But that is wrong. Begins just another part of Calvary, where he discovers that he ate chiles do not lose their properties to irritate the tissues, or the entry or exit.
This can last for several days without signs of improvement.
Moctezuma has avenged on behalf of the Aztec people, the children of the children of the children of the white man who killed and robbed. No one is saved, and be grateful for the mercy of the emperor that made it worse.
From this, millions and millions of tourists visiting Mexico are in constant danger of suffering from the curse, which is not unique to the people of the motherland, but attacks all white men regardless of nationality or heritage, which includes us as American brothers who, although we are natives of this peculiar American, no forgiveness for what our skin is white.
And is that an unsuspecting tourists (say Danish) you get to Mexico, will want to enjoy its exquisite culture, and maximum representation of this, with its exquisite food. A variety of flavors, thousands of picat different for everyone, red, green, yellow, orange, brown and black. Each with its taste, each with their particular signature. And the tourists come and try and like it. This goes beyond the radish and pepper, condiments which are used to. And proof that you can, and increasingly more exotic flavors conquest of this strange land. He is a conqueror, with sandals and boots, goggles, armor, sword and backpack camera and charger. It is probable to conquer your table, or at least part of it. With a few tequilas crossing, the conqueror must feel like master of this land, ready to conquer some Aztec blood beauty who stands in his way.
But Montezuma does not forgive his curse and vengeance come to haunt the conqueror. In the morning, with some hangover and tired from the night before our conqueror feels something strange in your body. Poison! thinks, as blood does not seem their blood and their bodies seem ready to not work. Depronto pain in the bowels, and how difficult it is to move, dizziness, sweating, suffering. The nearby bathroom that looks like a bad old accounting salvation, and our conquistador is believed saved. But that is wrong. Begins just another part of Calvary, where he discovers that he ate chiles do not lose their properties to irritate the tissues, or the entry or exit.
This can last for several days without signs of improvement.
Moctezuma has avenged on behalf of the Aztec people, the children of the children of the children of the white man who killed and robbed. No one is saved, and be grateful for the mercy of the emperor that made it worse.
Later, the white man globalized the world, and potential land conquerors Aztecs were aware of the terrible malidición that lurks. And trust thinking going warned could be circumvented. Poor suckers.
Instead, Montezuma took this globalization to attack lejeas land that had been stolen beneficuado of Aztec treasure. As if it were gold, the conquistadors take samples of the flavors of this strange land in small glass containers (such as glass once exchanged for precious metals with the natives, deceit) for family and friends, not knowing that just as stolen gold, they are cursed. Of course many of you know, and understand that the white man must purge their sins over and Aztec society as a whole suffered the curse not just for conquering warriors, but for all women and children included.
That brings me to me. In a small glass jar, black. No tags of any kind.
I offered him my brothers, realizing that I was someone who appreciated the flavors of the land, and bear pepper flakes and a powerful chili powder. Just seeing and smelling knew what I had complied. Smoked Jalapenos were something new for me, and I tried a little. A taste delicious, a spicy but the taste was irritated that hacái hooked.
Knower of the curse, and as having purged several times sins of my ancestors, I was cautious. The chili is like the sea, one may be bold but NEVER, and NEVER EVER be disrespectful. Ate with respect, knowing that although they did not leave entirely immune.
And the revenge of the king who befriended him and was betrayed Cortes fell on me. But it was comapasivo, and thank you for your mercy. But that was more compassionate, it saved me not end up sitting, naked, sick, hands on the abdomen, with so much pain that clouded my vision and my thoughts, and with her head bowed, as a leave of humility and penitence, but also as Montezuma graciously requesting not to take vengeance on me so, but RICE it the same way my ancestors and passed a steel and severs my head.
PS micro In my research I made this post, I found that Conservapedia has an article on the subject funny. There is a section-house doctor would say if you were to query the curse
- Send it to Cuddy's office.
- Congratulations!, going to die a virgin. Ugh
- , Montezuma's Revenge. Chase , look out for him.
- I hope that these blocks have been worth .
- "I do not want Taco Bell eh? (Disclaimer, not taco bell tacos, how much they want to believe that).
- "And you doing here?
- - " Inyectale Mofina " - " much?" - "All ."
